bitch, you are so lucky i had my sick 5 yr old with me.  at grocery store, three separate people driving three separate carts are  taking up ENTIRE aisle and the woman coming straight for me stops like i’m in the way.  Me: well, (smiling snarky smile) it’s a two way lane here. Her: well, i’m just following the pattern of traffic like i drive on the street.(equally snarky smile) what i would have said if CD wasn’t in the cart. “Where? in England? This isn’t a fucking roundabout.’ or  “I’m surprised you still have a license.” or  pull the billy club from under the seat of my cart (like i would “in the street”) and just start smashing her cart. 
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bitch, you are so lucky i had my sick 5 yr old with me. 

at grocery store, three separate people driving three separate carts are  taking up ENTIRE aisle and the woman coming straight for me stops like i’m in the way. 

Me: well, (smiling snarky smile) it’s a two way lane here.

Her: well, i’m just following the pattern of traffic like i drive on the street.(equally snarky smile)

what i would have said if CD wasn’t in the cart.

“Where? in England? This isn’t a fucking roundabout.’

or 

“I’m surprised you still have a license.”

or 

pull the billy club from under the seat of my cart (like i would “in the street”) and just start smashing her cart. 

Teeth workshop part 2 w/ Rafael’s class this ‘gifted’ group is my challenge because the teacher gives me a topic and the school provides materials but to be honest, no kid wants to just stare at a website and then do worksheets. i have been trying to come up with interactive activities for this subject (like making toothpaste like last meeting). so…. a great big thank you to I’m Telling Ben for this post which inspired me to create a lesson where the kids reconstructed herbivore, carnivore, and omnivore jaws. they loved it.  just another reason why i fucking love tumblr parents.
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Teeth workshop part 2 w/ Rafael’s class

this ‘gifted’ group is my challenge because the teacher gives me a topic and the school provides materials but to be honest, no kid wants to just stare at a website and then do worksheets. i have been trying to come up with interactive activities for this subject (like making toothpaste like last meeting).

so…. a great big thank you to I’m Telling Ben for this post which inspired me to create a lesson where the kids reconstructed herbivore, carnivore, and omnivore jaws. they loved it. 

just another reason why i fucking love tumblr parents.

joker's wild

  • we have a double ear infection and a sinus infection....joker, joker, and a triple!
  • Me: you still have a fever so you have to stay home with me tomorrow.
  • CD: Yeah! Shopping spree!!
  • Me: what?
  • CD: i'm just kidding. it was on the tip of my tongue.

when….

your kid has been up since 2:48am with complaints of a probable sinus infection therefore YOU have been up since 2:48am.

then 615am arrives and she is tossing her bear up in the air giggling as if she didn’t get you all crazy and now you are not even sure why you went through it all.

this must be what blue balls feel like.