parenting moment brought to you by a big fat greedy liar face
my parents sent dane a giant solid chocolate airplane for easter. because, really, what’s says “resurrection of our lord” more than chocolate aviation?
i have already finished both the wings and the tail and am currently working on the fuselage. tomorrow, when dane asks for it, i will tell him in my best saddest voice that ants ate it.
fucking ants, right?
i’m crying i’m laughing so hard. ‘chocolate aviation’.
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lazydad said:
Ants are the worst! Sometimes saying that zombies ate the candy works too, but then you end up with the therapy bills later.
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i’m crying i’m laughing so hard. ‘chocolate aviation’.
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