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don’t get too comfortable

because after you declare the downstairs (minus the kitchen) Ready for Company a bird gets in the house and does several panic shits all over said rooms that were Ready for Company. 

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  4. hawaiianmommy said: Wow
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  11. midwestern-momma said: What the hell? How do things like this HAPPEN? And if it were my house, it wouldn’t just be bird shit all over. Seriously, those animals freak me out.
  12. undercover-mama said: I’m sorry but the images that conjures up are impossible not to laugh at!!!
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  15. spellman said: FFS!!!
  16. ipromisetowrite said: Whaaaaat. Not ok.
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  20. mammalingo said: By the way, you didn’t mention if the bird has left your home. I hope so.
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  25. heylookitsnia said: This *shit* could only happen to you…. ;)
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  32. unfortunatelymegan said: Woah. That would be horrifying, then really hilarious.
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