my daughter’s farts smell like the inside of a semi-rotten pumpkin. it’s like a rejected Yankee Candle. 

  1. thekidhasarrived said: Dude. This is exactly what my infant’s farts smell like. My sweet, innocent, breastmilk drinking, no solids eating infant. I cower before the thought of what will happen when he starts eating actual food.
  2. mywildloves said: Gold.
  3. theeasterparade said: “It smells like a bag of dead cats.” “Smells more like bear shit to me.” “Shut up. It smells like bacon cooked in piss.”
  4. thesoftcaressofhappiness said: lmao whoa!
  5. bujnik said: Mine’s more like a garbage truck that broke down in the summer.
  6. togetbackhomeward said: Oh my. That’s my laugh for the day.
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