yesterday i’m trying to get out of the house and the doorbell rings, not rings, demands...
jehovah’s witnesses. they rang twice then knocked. at the knock i headed downstairs, saw who they were, and decided not to answer….i turned and saw
perched on the back of a chair.
i spent the next 20 minutes fighting dogs, coaxing the bird, cussing, pleading, watching the stressed bird dropping bombs all over the house. it is amazing what they can perch on when desperate.
my. life. i couldn’t write this shit if i tried.