Inflatulance
R just mooned CD and said, ‘Feast your eyes!’ in a Scottish accent.
CD mooned her back, ‘Feast your eyes!’.
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Bette Davis filming ‘All About Eve’, 1950.
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Hello from our new (to us) Honda Odyssey! Woo! #minivanloveaffair
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