A bit chili….

we were in the aisle at Target getting pepperocini and i had a relish panic. could have been triggered by struggling to get CD out of the princess section. but, an unknowing man, who looked a bit like Roger Sterling, entered the aisle.

Me: ‘excuse me, may i ask you a question?’

man takes tiny steps backwards!

okay, i have both children with me, i’m not asking you for your wallet or a DNA sample. why the panic? 

Me: ‘i’m having a hot dog bar thing for a party and i’m not a relish person. is it sweet or dill?’

Man: (visible relief and a strange calm/confidence comes over him…seriously, it was visible) Sweet. And you have to have chili. Everyone will want chili. 

K’A POW! left field zinger, panic man! he’s back in the game. nice recovery.

But do i? it will be 84 and sunny. Do i, Tumblebunnies? and if so, i’m not making a batch of chili. what brand is the best to buy to scratch this itch? 

side note: if someone speaks fluent spanish, message me. i’m putting some cute pics of one of R’s classmates in the mail and i don’t want the mom to think i’m a stalker.