don’t get too comfortable
because after you declare the downstairs (minus the kitchen) Ready for Company a bird gets in the house and does several panic shits all over said rooms that were Ready for Company.
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My masterpiece, I call it Rainbow on restaurant place mat. My daughter liked it so much, that it has earned a coveted spot on the fridge.
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My boys passed out earlier this week!
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Do you ever see anyone’s artsy group shot taken at sunset on IG and know that they had to ask someone to take that for them? And then laugh?
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