Things I think about while vacuuming

Jeff Buckley! That’s who that new Trader Joe’s cashier looks like!

The brother had it goin’ on with somethin’ kinda …uh.

Price gun bang! What’s up with that thang?

That’s funny. Stupid, but funny.

You make me wanna shop, shop a lot, shop a lot  a lot a lot

(laughing to self)

Why do the dogs want inside? It’s 60 degrees outside. Fucking enjoy it.

I’d love to be sitting my ass in the grass right now.

That rhymed.

Shop..shop a lot, shop a lot…

I’ll never to buy confetti for birthdays again. What is it? October 11? That’s a month of finding this shit every time I vacuum.

what the….

Why is there a fucking butter knife under the couch?

I give up.