What seemed like a simple task of emptying one piggy bank into another has become strangely pornographic.
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ex-actress, ex-comic, now stay @ home mommy
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Me Likey
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No.
I was Bujnik. God of early morning sex.
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Cupcake parking structure to be demolished by 12 preschoolers. #happybdaymia (at Nelson Kitchen)
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I am very alarmed. My insomnia seems to be on a little vacation. And I woke up with a good mood.
AND am actually writing and seem to be content...
