Things said to me at the End of Year Party
Mom: Was it you who asked me about getting your boobs done?
Teacher: You can’t plug that mini-crock pot in. The Fire Marshall just got here.
Kid who has been hitting other kids lately: Can you throw this away for me?
Mom: Is one of these boys wearing cologne?
1. No, but thanks for thinking about them.
2. Hot fudge has to be hot. I’ll stand guard.
3. (in a smiley sarcastic voice) Nope, because you are
a little asshole a first grader in one week, and you know what a trash can looks like.
4. That would be my armpits.