Dear Gummy Bear Bitch,
Thank you for finally signing up to do SOMETHING for this class after an entire year of ignoring all my emails and letters in your son’s book bag. I’m glad my effort of putting a letter in your actual home mailbox inspired you to participate and help us out for the End of Year Party.
However, the fact that you then failed to bring in the sundae toppings you stated you would bring in the mass email, replied to all, for the party today and the money for the teacher gifts (which would have been the first time you have ever donated to gifts for the teachers who effect your son every day) makes you a supreme douche bagess.
Fuck you for putting us in that position and fuck you for being a dickette.
Sincerely,
The Room Moms
