i deserve many marks in heaven.
we are watching this horrible horrible movie because….for obvious reasons.
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Me Likey
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There's nothing quite like
spending half of a Saturday in a room full of dudes with cameras whilst your wife has her tits out feeding you son.
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Let’s be honest, the Bible is really just fanfic.
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mypositivejourney asked: Do you want any more kids?
I don’t, I really think I want a girl at times. But so much has change when Liam was born I don’t think I could do it again.
I didn’t have so many...
