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Dear Squash Vine Borer, 

You, sir, are a dick. Thank you, you douche-larva, for ruining our wonderfully successful pumpkin vine and making my kids cry today. 

Know that operation Grow the Halloween Pumpkin has only been temporarily thwarted. 

Jack-ass.

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