me got irrititty….

  • When at the foot doctor’s office and the nurse spent more time telling me about her ailments than asking me about mine. Yes, I hope your beach vacation isn’t interrupted by your sciatica either.
  • When at a kids’ clothing store the a sign above the sale rack yelled “4.99!” but the only item on the rack that was actually 4.99! was a pair of micro shorts.  A yard of fabric costs less than those shorts cover.
  • When at the school orientation night and the VP used an unnecessary and idiotic acronym to explain a simple concept to adults. I don’t need the letter B to remind me to ‘be at the bus stop’, dumbass. 
  • When I was the gym and thought I was making progress then got home and realize I wore my maternity shorts again. I still won’t throw them out.