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so now that i am home and i don’t have to fight auto correct…

today was my first day back and i was very excited. you don’t miss things like running until you can’t do them. 

anyway, the ratio was one guy to 12 women in the class and the guy said, “What, is it Ladies’ Day?” 

i kept quiet. i know….but, if you know me, you know i was waiting for the perfect moment. 

and it came. 

end of session: we are running through the bags hitting 10 punches on each one and i’m following Mr. Douchebag. he starts tiring out, slapping at the bags.  

Me: Hey, don’t phone it in. Hit the bags.

Him: (strange look)

Me: Dude, don’t phone it in. You are representing all men, right? Hit the bags. 

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