Things I think about on a dog walk

Hey I heard you were a wild one….ooooo. oooooo. Oo. Oo.

Oh shit. Is that a cat? Where did he come from…fuck. Please don’t see the cat…..don’t see the cat……don’t see the cat….. thank God. 

I want a shut down the club…

Why does every song talk about “shutting down the club” or going “all night long”. I don’t want to be up that late. I’m tired.

Oh, smiling man, please don’t stop me…don’t stop to talk….can’t you see I’m holding a massive bag of shit?

Club shuts down….a hundred super models….

100 super models?  That is an audition, not a club.

I wonder who left this skateboard here? I’m staring at it too long. They probably think I’m going to steal it. Or ride it…..