who is the f’ng cat?

hot dogs: buy 2 packages, get 3 free

pop: buy 2 cases get 3 cases free (we never buy it but i’m pretty sure this is crazy)

Trix: buy 1 get 1 free (for ‘magic trix’ in party favor bag)

party favors: Groupon @ Birthday Express spend 15 and get 30 worth of party supplies and free shipping

balls: giant inflatable cloth balls with interior bladder that i have been wanting for this party because all these kids need is to chase big balls and be happy, randomly on sale at Michael’s for 3.99. they were $10-15 online so i wasn’t going to do it.

Target: credit card company gave us 100 bucks gift card months ago as points, been saving it for grocery/cooking ingredients for party

I am almost making money on this. 

and not let us forget the free house cleaning.